Democrats Pass Torch to New Generation: Feminism Vanquished!

By John W. Lillpop

June 3, 2008 will go into the annals of political history as the date on which an inexperienced and unqualified young black man from Illinois wrestled control of the national Democrat Party away from an aging feminist and her morally corrupt spouse.

On this memorable date, Barack Hussein Obama officially dispensed with Bill and Hillary Clinton and their "comeback" nonsense, signifying that the torch of power and influence has been passed to a new generation of American liberals.

It would be wonderful to congratulate Barack Obama and his followers for ridding America of the Clinton man-wife tag team, best known for being congenital liars and leftist fascists intent on bringing anarchy and evil back to the Oval Office.

Unfortunately for America and the republic, the Obama torchbearers are equally, or even more, intent on destroying America as are the Clintons.

Still, the Obama revolution has precipitated the long overdue decline and demise of feminist extremism in America. For that, America can offer a tip of the hat to that inexperienced and unqualified black man.

Because of Barack Obama, the American presidency continues to be a "Men Only Need Apply" position, even though Obama himself is not the man that America desperately needs as our 44th president.

Tatum O'Neal Uses "Bernie Ward" Defense, Ends Up in Jail!

By John W. Lillpop

Rarely has actress Tatum O'Neal been mistaken for a rocket science intellectual from Hollywood. Mensa meetings are not exactly her cup of tea, which is perfectly fine since she has never been invited to one.

Even though Tatum O'Neal may be as dumb as spent coffee grounds, who would have guessed that this beautiful creature would be on the same level of mental de-evolution as left-wing child pornographer Bernie Ward?

Ward, it will be remembered, is the ex-Catholic priest and liberal talk show host who will spend the next five years in prision as punishment for dabbling in child pornography.

Apparently, Tatum O'Neal remembers at least part of the Bernie Ward story since she mocked the portly pornographer in her defense strategy.

Specifically, when confronted by New York City police for cocaine possession on Sunday night, O'Neal immediately declared that she was merely doing "research" for an acting part that involved drug purchases.

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As was the case with Bernie Ward, O'Neal's "research" defense was short lived and she was promptly hauled off to city jail.

Unlike Ward, O'Neal was charged with a misdemeanor and released on her own recognizance.

Purchasing crack cocaine is obviously not as grievous a crime as dabbling in child pornography. Still, actress Tatum O'Neal should spend at least six months in the slammer for following an example set by the insufferable dim wit and pervert Bernie Ward!